Multiple pukey tales!

2/04
I am back with more horrifying kitty puke stories. As you all may know I own a cat named Pee (aka Ms.Pukesalot). Here are multiple pukey tales.

1. One day Pee had gotten into her kitty food bag (what a little bugger eh?) and stuffed her face. That day I had gone out shopping. She must have been drinking out of her water bowl after she got into her food. When I got back, there in the water was a dissolving pile of cat puke.

2. This is a new story about my other cat, Mr.Muppet. He is a rather overweight cat (approx. 13 pounds)and has a stomach of iron, which means he rarely makes a specialty floor pizza. Anyways, I was downstairs watching some DVDs, when I hear an awful sound as he has a multi-coloured yawn. I come upstairs to find a human-sized puddle of puke. A lovely mix of hairball and mac & cheese. Two minutes later the chitty chats (cats) are gourging themselves on a furry mess! YUMMY! NOT!

3. This is not a puke story but a very crappy one. One day during the holidays I went down to the spare room to get the Christmas tree. I spot a very nice memorial gift! I had stored our chinchilla's cage (In loving memory of Kokomo, who died from a bacterial poisoning of tainted chin food.) in there too. Turns out the cat hopped on top of the cage, squatted down, and pooped through the bars! Yeah,thanks so much cats.

4. As a dragon lover, I absolutely LOVE to collect ceramic dragons. I put them on the top of my dresser. TOO BAD! Pee (the 24/7 puker) likes to sleep there. One day she was napping there, woke up, and blew chunks all over my favourite dragon! >:(

5. THIS JUST IN RIGHT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT: Cats are fighting, Ms.Pukesalot hurls all over Mr.Muppet... WE HAVE A WINNER!