Short Cat Puke and Hairball Stories Part 4

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8/02 - Even kids eat it!
Cat puke is gross enough when one discovers it or steps in it, but this has got to be the worst story every. I've seen cats eat their own puke and eat each other's puke and this is worse. When our little baby was about 10 months old he was already walking around and into everything. I always made sure that the coast was clear and that everything was out of his clutches as he loved to put everything into his mouth. Well, one morning I didn't catch everything as our cat Ebony had left one of those big, wet, hairy presents on the carpet and to my horror my son came around the corner holding the hair ball and he was chewing on it.

8/02 - Puke on the ceiling!
My most traumatic katpuke experiences: Cat pukes on sofa. Husband sits on katpuke, and puts his hand in it. Recoils in horror, flinging his hand up. Wife then literally cleaning katpuke from walls and CEILING!

Cat pukes on wicker chest full of bed linens. Major cleanup operation involves Q-tips and toothpicks, in addition to several extra loads of laundry! Life is so much more fun if you approach it with a sense of humor!

8/02 - Cat puke in a car!
We were kids and took a Sunday ride in my parents '49 Ford... you know...the kind that sways and makes you car sick?? One time we were transporting our cat to my grandmother's in hopes that he would prove what a good mouser he was.

Half way to our destination, kitty escaped from his peach basket cage and fled to the front. He squeezed between the driver (Dad), and the door and all hell broke loose. It was a double-ender! Dad stopped the car, got out, and walked up the road while Mother was left to clean up; AND find the runaway cat!

9/02 - They never learn!
It's wonderful to learn that I am not the only cat owner in the world with this problem! My beloved orange tabby, Murph, whose coat is not quite long but not at all short pukes at least three times a week. When I got him I had a boyfriend who needed lots of attention and didn't want to share any with the cat. They never got along, and Murph would seek out items of the boyfriend's to puke on! You would think the guy would have learned not to leave his leather jacket, limited edition comics and shoes lying around but he didn't, and boy would I hear about it when he discovered Murph's latest little triumph. The boyfriend isn't around anymore. Needless to say, the cat is! =)

2/03 - Opps and ewwwwwww
Being the loving 'Cat Mom' that I am, when my little petite Abby/Tab hopped on my lap and began that icky neck straining thing cats do before puking, (and what's a little puke between friends?). Sooooo I cupped my hand under her chin...cooing to her and thinking: 'Some people would be puking themselves about now'...and THEN...projectile vomiting all over the front of me and my hair!!! Needless to say, cat exited right quickly and I headed for the shower, clothes and all.

3/03 - Oatmeal Puke!
One day in my childhood, Me and my sister were playing with our cat, Pee. Pee had eaten oatmeal that morning. Me and my sister were holding her, then out of no where... BLEECH! Pee had Barfed up oatmeal all over us! We were gagging because it WAS the first time our cat barfed. After that, Pee was choking and she barfed up more oatmeal! A BPD!

5/03 - Puke on bare feet!
Once my cat happy puked all over the floor in our family room. It was in the summer so I was not wearing shoes. Well if you know me I am pretty dumb. Not looking I stepped in it. It felt like mud in between my toes.

8/03 - A quick wake up call!
This morning I walked into my bathroom, half asleep and not turning the light on...stepped in Cat Throw up......Talk about a quick wake up call!!!!

8/03 - No soup for you!
One day i woke up and i saw that my cat had puked. it looked like soup so I ate it. It tasted nothing like soup.

10/03 - Keyboard Puke
Was just fixing to surf around about my cats chronic puking lately and had just finished a candy bar. Naturally when my fingers began to feel tacky on the keys I thought oh must have a little chocolate on my fingers, so I licked them to find out IT wasn't chocolate. After examination I was grossed out to find I had semi clear cat puke on my keyboard and mouse (which figures seeing a how she loves my computer chair). So needless to say I'm thinking of puking back on her shortly but found this site and now I feel less inclined to do so.

11/03 - Puke on Socks!
my cat puked on the floor and my moms boy friend steped in it in his sock feet